摩登家庭第二季

这一集让我很感动，记录一下这句台词：I might miss a book or a salad, here and there, but I’ve got Claire all over me.

还有一条我在b站看到的弹幕：没有人能为别人100%改变，但是回首来路，都是你的印记。这是真正心甘情愿的打碎重造。

季终集要我命。

眼泪在Claire吐露女儿长成离家的辛酸那里刷地流下来。

姐妹交心也因48集一见而弥足珍贵，如果成长之路上没有个姐姐对Alex指出“你的自命我独醒只会伤害你自己”，估计就要等成年世界的明枪暗箭来说了。

稀里糊涂也能凑合着长大，然后变老，然后一切不可追忆。

《摩登家庭》里我最喜欢的人是Gloria，但认为写得最妙的是Dunphy夫妇：

中年有子夫妻，狗都嫌味同嚼蜡的阶段。但两人为维系婚姻注入的不是老生常谈的包容，而是相同的爱好、相反的抠细节程度、互补的有病之处，以及始终重视对方的感受……他们让爱变得合理。

其次Mitch & Cam也提供了不止是符号的gay couple形象。《疼痛难免》里金毛对本喵无条件的包容治愈力超过主角医术，但好得太不真实了。

同样有着高超治愈能力的就是《摩登家庭》本身，不啻于吃下一份不为世人所容的comfort food（比如说干吃花生酱）。对我来说它展现了不完美的人在一起可以达到相对完美的状态——尽管要放弃对完美的索求，要遇到同样使劲的人，要去磨合，但它到底写活了爱与婚姻，并让我仍有所期待。

Once upon a time, there were two monkeys, they loved each other very much, but there were something missing, they wanted a baby, and they heard there was a very special baby in the far away land who needed a family. She was a panda named Lily. One of the monkeys was scared, they've never had a panda before, but they held Lily in their arms, and the scared monkey became the brave one. And the two monkeys, Coco and Miko, they travelled all the way home with the perfect panda that they adopted.

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Manny: I realized I let my childhood slip away. Look at Luke here, making one big straw out of three. Never change Luke, I really thought it was too late for me. But watching all you acting like children, it hit me — I’ve got plenty of time left to be a kid.

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I know it hurts now, sweetheart, but that’s how you know it was a relationship worth having.

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如何向撞见父母做爱的孩子们解释这件事情

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Jay - Gloria

When I go, I want you to know it’s okay if you marry someone else.

I know.

Because I want you to be happy.

I’ll be happy.

You’re driving me crazy on purpose, right?

Jay, I’m not going to marry anyone else.

That’s what you say now, but no one know what the future holds. So I want you to have this.

Look at this, an empty coffee can. Do you know what men used to buy me?

When I go, toss me in the fire, sweep my ashes, stick’em in that. Cause I don’t care if it’s in the wall or in the ground, just as long as I end up with you.

J: It’s perfect. Jay Pritchett sitting on the mantel in the old coffee can. That will drive the putz crazy. And I like that. Hhhhhhh!

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Claire担心 多动症会影响他的正常成长。

Claire - Phil

What an amazing kid! I can’t believe I ever worried about him out in the world. That’s what I do, though, isn’t it? I worry. I think about a little, tiny thing and then I obsess on it, until, suddenly, it’s the only thing I can think about. God, please don’t let me screw up my son.

You know why else she’s gonna be okay? Because somewhere out there is a worried little girl who’s making lists and labeling bins, and he’s gonna find her.

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Mothers’ day

The perfect mom. A tablespoon of love, one cup of warmth, add one heart, softened. serves one boy. 175 pounds of tenderness.

by Jay Francis Pritchett, age nine